I’m back to recap One Mo’ Chance Season 2, are you a fan of the show? Well you are in luck because I am recapping each and every episode of this season. But if you haven’t started watching the series premiere episode, click off because this is the recap and it is full of spoilers. Now that I have gotten that out of the way, let’s get to the recap of episode one. Ready? Let’s get started…
Episode One: “Saddle Up…Again”
The episode starts by showing us scenes from Season One, and trust me I watched the whole season faithfully, but wasn’t sure if I should recap it. What a mistake! Season one was bananas and highly addictive. I just hope Season Two is just as entertaining. Zeus so far has been a hit with some of the shows, but a miss with others. But drop a comment if you watched the first season, and tell me what you thought about it.
Chance tells us that things didn’t work out the first season so he gathered up a new bunch of ladies and is giving his search for love another try. He needs to go get another house that’s even bigger for even more ladies, but first he has business to handle. We see him pull up in front of a house….could this be the new house he is securing for his new batch of girls? Seems a bit small for a harem of women, but the neighborhood looks fantastic, lol. He gets out of the vehicle, and that’s when the opening song begins. Do you guys like the opening? Here it is:
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Catchy enough right? He certainly has A LOT of girls this go round. It makes me wonder how we are going to get to know them all… but anyway back to the recap.
Chance rings the doorbell of the home. A very pregnant, Yummy, the winner of season one, opens the door. What the hell! Yummy is pregnant, yawl. She looks like she could drop her baby at any moment. She gives Chance a hug. She looks happy and healthy and surprisingly sexy to be in her final trimester, lol.
Chance says in his confessional, he is a little skeptical and that is why he has popped up over to Yummy’s house. There may be a chance that Yummy is carrying his child?
According to Chance the baby is a surprise. Chance says Yummy was not honest about being only with him. He asks and Yummy confirms that she is not pregnant with his baby. Yummy says she was talking to her baby’s father at the same time, but was not sexually involved with him they just knew each other. Chance disagrees and says she was sleeping with him and the other guy at the same time but Yummy is clear that this is not the case.
Chance asks Yummy if she was pregnant at the reunion for the previous season and she says yes. Well dam, if I remember clearly, she was bragging that she was going to have sex with Chance that very night……but I could be wrong……
While they are talking Yummy says her feet hurt. Chance takes off one of her heels and rubs her foot. He hilariously ponders where the kid’s dad is because he could walk in and club Chance over the head…..
Right, but here he is rubbing away, lol.
Chance reminds Yummy that she broke his heart but he has forced himself to let her go and is now “back in the saddle” and going for love a second season. Yummy tells him he won’t find love this season either, ha ha….
What do you guys think? Is Chance even truly looking for love? Or is this just for the check? Leave a comment…..but by the end of the episode we will all get a clue to what his true motives is……the girls are really all the evidence you need of the money grab, but I digress.
Chance gets Yummy to walk him to the door and their flirting continues. Now I am wondering where the baby daddy is as well…..but it’s cool to see that after it’s all said and done there is no hard feelings between Yummy and Chance.
We get to see Micah! It’s a shame that he won’t do his own dating show with Chance, but after what happened to Real, I understand why. But it’s good to see Micah again. Chance tells him he saw Yummy and she was pregnant. Micah was worried but Chance reassures him that Yummy is not pregnant with his child so the coast is clear.
Chance says he needs Micah’s help again because he is back in the saddle, and looking for love AGAIN. Micah wants to redeem himself for last season’s girls. They mention Man-gina, Rollie Pollie Snack Mealz, Yummy, Beadie Beadz, One Kinda, Yodela and who could forget Karen?
But I’m wondering how they forgot Speshel K? Who could forget her screaming outside? “Chaaaaaaaance!” or maybe they just would like to forget her. And speaking of Man-gina, he hosted a live addition to the series premiere episode, did anyone check it out? I happen to think he did a good job…..
Micah says he is going to get a better selection of girls this time, but Chance ain’t taking any chances this time. He picked the girls himself. Well only he knows what he likes apparently.
We next see a group of approximately twenty women gathered with suitcases in front of a house. Okay, so this is the bunch of ladies that Chance chose for himself……interesting.
The first lady to speak in the confessional is Gabriella. She says she is nervous, but she has noticed she is one of the prettier of the bunch. I would agree but she is also one of the largest of the group but hey, apparently Chance likes them with meat on their bones because quite a few are heavy on the curves.
Another lady who gets a confessional is a woman named Meeko. She lets us know that she is quite anxious to see Chance.
Dominique lets us know in her confessional, that the other ladies do not look like they are there for Chance. She says they look like they came onto the show to get “f***ed and sucked”, her words not mine!
Sonya tells us in her confessional she is competing with her youngest daughter for the affections of Chance. Who is her daughter, Meeko.
Oh boy, this is about to get messy I bet.
She says she is 100 percent real with no injections or fillers, and at 59 years old why wouldn’t he pick her? Ummmmmm, well it seems to me he already did pick you ma’am, he picked all of you so you all must be his type. But okay, she already seems hostile about her age……
Chance and Micah make a grand entrance by strolling up on horses true to their cowboy antics.
Tokyo tells us in her confessional that Chance is looking good, and I would agree. She also looks waaaay better in her confessional. She should have showed up to the house in the outfit and hair she had in the confessional, for real! The chopsticks in your hair were everything, Tokyo, yaaaaaaas!
Stoney tells us in her confessional that Chance was looking good on his horse. She says she is ready to get him down and ride him…..lol.
The ladies start screaming as if Chance and Micah are “The Beatles” or two of the Migos as they ride closer to the house. Chance immediately orders them to pipe down……
Duh, you will rattle the horses and they will toss Chance and Micah to the ground and stomp them into hamburger meat. I’m just saying, shhhhhhhhh!
Chance dismounts the horse and then welcomes the women to the house. They start to clap and applaud and he shakes a whip at them to hush them up, lol. This is already about to be a hoot and a holler. I can already tell.
He compliments them by telling them they are looking good….but in his confessional, Micah is questioning Chance’s choices, he he!
He thought he did a better job picking the girls on season one than Chance did this season, well that remains to be seen in my opinion. What do you all think?
Chance also announces that Yodela is back, and Micah has to do a double take because he says he didn’t notice her. Well there she is, live and in living color.
She tells us in her confessional that since Chance did miss her enough to bring her back, she will be giving him one mo’ chance instead of the other way around. Well okay girl!
Anybody excited to see Yodela back? She looks good.
Chance goes to remind us that Rollie Pollie Snack Mealz is back but hilariously slips up and calls her Yummy, accidentally. The other girls notice and so does Rollie……Chance tries to fix his gaffe. Micah says what Chance meant to say was that Rollie looks yummy,
“I know” Rollie yells.
Anybody excited to see Rollie is back? Well I happen to like Rollie and she represented for the big ladies last season, so let’s see if Chance gives her a real chance to win his heart this season but something tells me she is there for some bull.
Rosie tells us in her confessional she is not worried about Yodela or Rollie because Chance didn’t pick them the first time. I would agree somewhat. I’m not sure what the purpose of bringing these ladies back was if he was not genuinely interested in them as love interests…..but you never know right?
Chance tells the women that he didn’t find love the last time but he thinks he has the right group of ladies this time. He points to one lady in a jersey and says she looks like she is ready to go play soccer…..lol. This man is already clowning…..
He also points to a young lady in the back who has long, full natural hair piled on top of her head and questions if her lovely locks are a birds nest…..whoa.
The young lady whose name is Stormi, tells us in her confessional, “I know he didn’t just call me a birds nest” she says, “Looking like Prince from the Revolution.”
I guess that was a read. Well she tried lol.
Micah says, “Maybe she is trying to show you something different.” I personally like Stormi’s natural hair. I think it takes a lot of confidence to be your authentic self and it’s sad that so many Black women do not show their real hair off. But this is an example of why Black women may feel pressure to wear wigs, perms and weaves……her natural hair is something a Black man is making a joke out of, but I digress…..AGAIN, lol.
Chance tells us in his confessional he feels like he “cat fished” himself, ha! He says you can blame it on the filters the women used for their pictures…..that’s cold, Chance. Some of these ladies do look quite attractive. But if they don’t look attractive to you, remember YOU PICKED THEM, so blame yourself…..
Chance next orders the ladies into the house to pick their rooms and that’s when the shenanigans start, lol.
The Ladies Go Pick Rooms and Of Course It’s a Disaster……..
Louisa tells us in her confessional that the house is big and beautiful, the type of house she is only used to seeing on television.
Khadijah says in her confessional that the house is big and beautiful and she needs to hurry up and find her room. She joins the other ladies who scurry about the massive house looking for bedrooms to occupy.
Charisse tells us in her confessional that the house is beautiful and that Chance has some taste but it is time that she put a woman’s touch to it……
The First Bedroom……
The first bedroom we see to be entered has Diamond, Stoney and Dani entering and they are calling themselves the “big titty b****es”.
Well I guess.
Diamond tells us in her confessional, she thinks Stoney is a man. Here we go with this b.s. again. Remember all the hoop da la surrounding Believable last season? I know good and dag gone well they not starting up with all that again?
Stoney looks like a woman to me, shut up Diamond.
Dani, despite being on a show to try to find love with Chance, does not know who the heck Chance is…..
How the heck are you on a show to be with a guy you don’t even know?
Diamond came with her nail short because she says she is ready to fight for Chance, literally if she has to.
What the hell?
Stoney says she is popping her nails off right now just in case she has to “snatch a b***h”.
Dani says she came for love not to fight, and Stoney says sometimes to fall in love you got to fight for it. And then Dani says even if we cuddle? Diamond jumps up excitedly and plops down on the bed next to Dani saying, “We can cuddle” scooting up behind her.
In her confessional Dani makes a face as if she was grossed out, but to Diamond’s face she is all smiles. Dani came to play the game, ladies.
They all end up making a half hearted pact to get rid of the other girls so it can just be them three and to solidify the pact they all twerk in agreement……
The Second Bedroom……
Next bedroom we see is entered by Dominique, Stormi and Khadijah and there is only one bed so Stormi says she is going to take one side and Dominique can have the other.
First of all Dominique comes off as being hella bossy and a tad bit rude. Stormi asks Khadijah where she was going to sleep and she says with Chance…..
Dominique says I her confessional, if Khadijah’s room is upstairs with Chance, why is she there? But there she sits with a smirk on her face, despite two saying they were sleeping in the one bed…..so I guess if her plan to sleep I the bed with Chance falls through, Khadijah is sleeping on the floor I guess?
Dominique asks the girls how they are feeling about the competition and they both say they feel good ad are confident. Dominique declares that Chance is her man. The other two are amused but don’t seem intimidated by her delusions.
Stormi is confused why Dominique is calling Chance her man, and Dominique is wondering why if she is there for Chance why isn’t she calling him her man?
Both of yawl need to calm down if you ask me, it’s the first dang gone day! Chill!
Dominique says she is speaking it into existence and Stormi calls her “Ms. Manifest”, lol.
Good one, Stormi.
Dominique says well didn’t he say something about your birds nest of a hair do and Stormi was like, that’s fine because half of yawl dot have nothing up under your wigs…..
I’m disappointed so many people are coming for Stormi about her hair, it’s stupid. And, she actually looks good with her hair, especially when it’s that magenta color I the confessional.
They go back in forth, Dominique says he doesn’t like birds nest, Stormi says he likes it more than he likes birds….then she makes a bird sound directed at Dominique.
I like Stormi’s confidence. And I don’t care what anybody says she has a style about her with her hair swept up like that. Not too many women could take the criticism and still be rocking a big smile the way she is…..I think I’m going to like her.
While they go back and forth, Khadijah just sits there smirking prettily.
Dominique accuses Stormi of giving out hand jobs…..
What? That came out of nowhere. Dominique just may have a screw loose somewhere. Hand jobs? Really?
Dominique says I didn’t say anything about your “p***y” and Stormi asks her, “Who says I have a p***y?”
Ha! I can’t with this girl…..
Stormi says no one knows what anyone here has so you can’t speak on anything. Meaning you can’t speak on what you know nothing about…..which is true, but these statements she is making are quite inflammatory and I bet will come back to bite her in the patooty.
What do want to bet Dominique is going to start claiming Stormi said she was a man? You already see this one being set up, or I could be wrong…….
Khadijah is like who cares about all that. I want to know who is getting the bed, and Stormi says Dominique can have it she doesn’t need to be around someone like her. Stormi gets up to leave and tells the ladies bye, but she makes a bird sound as she exits.
Next, Khadijah and Dominique begin to argue. Dominique questions Khadijah about where exactly in the room she will be sleeping, and she tells her that she will sleep where she wants…..
They begin insulting each other. Khadijah feels Dominique is trying to be the next New York, from “Flavor of Love”.
Sigh, there is only one New York, just go on and be Dominique!
Khadijah gets up and plops down onto the bed where Dominique is already sitting, I guess to let her see she is not afraid of her. She then put her butt I her face to twerk in it, and Dominique pushes her butt out of her face.
I think I’m going to like Khadijah too…..
Dominique is like you don’t want me to twerk all this ass on you. They both twerk at each other…..
We don’t care.
The Third Bedroom……
Next bedroom we see is entered by Nadi, Yodela, Rosie, and Tokyo. Yodela breaks off from them and locates another bedroom.
The Fourth Bedroom……
So the ladies leave and follow Yodela into the next bedroom. If I were one of them rather than argue I would of just went back to claim the other bedroom they just left but…..WHATEVER.
They begin to argue which is stupid. Well its Tokyo’s birthday….AWWWW! Happy Birthday Tokyo!
Tokyo says she knows how the ride horses real well, so she will be riding Chance’s d**k at 6:15…..
Tokyo is in her confessional talking about how romantic it was of Chance to move her in on her birthday…….
Girl, what? Lol.
They all agree to go get some shots in celebration of Tokyo’s birthday, and they leave out in search of liquor touching o each other’s booties as they exit the room.
Sigh, well at least they weren’t fighting, he he!
The Fifth Bedroom…..
Next bedroom we see is entered by Meeko, Sonya, Louisa, and Sashanna. Meeko immediately starts being disrespectful telling the other girls to stay away from her and her mother Sonya even telling them to stay on the doggie bed in reference to a chaise I the room……
Girl bye, you just met these girls.
When Meeko tells them to stay in the doggie section, Sashanna tells Meeko to stay in the bed with her mama…..
And Meeko gets upset for some reason despite being disrespectful. I can’t. What kind of grow woman comes on a show with her mama, and then is disrespectful too? It’s dumb but this is the way Meeko has decided to go out….looking dumb.
The Sixth Bedroom……..
Next bedroom we see is entered by Rollie Pollie Snack Mealz, Gabriella and Maria, who happen to be sisters. When Rollie goes to sit on one of the two Queen sized beds, Gabriella pushes her to the floor.
Hold up, why the violation? Rollie is pissed as she should be. Gabriella is claiming it is her bed.
Girls stop it, yawl just got into the house nobody has a bed yet, calm down!
Back in bedroom five the ladies are arguing over Meeko ordering the other ladies to the doggie section. Sashanna asks Meeko if her mama was going to rock her to bed, lol.
Sonya tells her, “I might.”
Eventually Sonya jumps up in Sashanna face, and she is a better woman than me, because Sonya would of gotten laid out, senior citizen or not…….
Charisse strolls into bedroom six rolling her luggage, expecting to find room for her but all she finds is Rollie arguing with the two sisters. She asks the women if all four of them were going to be in the room, but they are too busy arguing.
Rollie is arguing with both of the sisters, and she felt cornered so she swung on Maria and ends up fighting both and getting her wig pulled off.
Sonya is in Sashanna face telling her not to disrespect her because she is old enough to be her grandmother…..well act like it and get out of her face! It’s ridiculous….. and Meeko started all of it with her foolishness. Why isn’t she in Sashanna’s face instead of her mother if she is so bout it?
When Sonya sits on the bed, Sashanna and Meeko start arguing again but when they don’t fight, Sonya finally calls her away….good because you are starting to look like a bully Meeko, and let me just tell you, you will not like my recaps if you are one because I CANT STAND BULLIES. So listen to ya mama and sit it on down, dang yawl just go there!
Security has Rollie separated and she is screaming information about the two sisters……
Rollie says the show put all of the girls up in a hotel. Rollie claims the previous day it was one of the girls birthday so she took her out to breakfast. She claims it was the by coincidence she witnessed the sisters meet up with two dudes who got out the elevator and came to their hotel rooms and did not leave until hours later …….apparently after she suspects they had sex…..she says she has proof on her phone……
Well this is getting good!
Charisse is trying to give Rollie her wig, and I can’t help but crack up laughing. Rollie please put the wig back on, ha!
Meeko is still coming at Sashanna and its stupid. She claims she “checked” her. They are chest to chest arguing but neither is swinging…..when they finally get into a pathetic shoving match, Sonya jumps up to intervene like, “that’s enough”…..like I said, stupid.
Charisse tries to point out to a screaming Rollie that these are the antics that kept her from winning last season and Rollie tells her, “I don’t give a f**k”……lol. They end up going back and forth trading insults. Rollie accuses her of having Botox injections, lol.
Rollie is screaming for security to bring her, her phone. Charisse is picking up things to throw at Rollie while security stands between them, and Rollie takes her wig and swings at one of the sisters…… I can’t.
All the commotion brings Chance and Micah to bedroom six to see what in the hell was going on. Charisse immediately tells Chance that he needs to come and get Rollie because she is causing all kinds of havoc.
Chance is thinking he may have to get rid of people on the first day, and he is leaning towards the sisters based on him having a previous relationship with Rollie. Rollie tells Chance that the sisters had two dudes up at the hotel and she has proof on her phone……
Chance escorts Rollie out of the room so he can get down to the bottom of her scandalous accusations…..As Rollie walks to another location she is waving her wig above her head chanting, “I whooped that ass b***h”!
This show is a hot ass mess, and I am here for it!
Rollie recounts the story to Chance. Chance wants to see the footage. Well we do too! Rollie asks security to go get her phone out of the room, because according to her she threw it at one of the sisters, lol.
Micah is back I the room trying to get answers from the sisters and Gabriella is acting like a straight diva. Charisse is surprise to find out that all of the fighting she walked in on was over a bed…..
Micah asks if what Rollie was screaming was true and both of the sisters deny her accusations. Well where is the footage? Roll it please!
Micah says he is going to find out if Rollie has proof on tape of the infidelity, scandalous behavior or anything like it…….
Micah catches up to the corner of the house where Rollie is with Chance and tells her what the sisters said about her. He says they also say that its not true that Rollie has footage on her phone….
When we see the footage? All we see is two dudes standing in front of the hotel…..thats it. Rollie insists that those are the guys…..but she doesn’t have them on tape doing anything but standing in front of the hotel appearing to wait for a ride or valet to bring them their ride……she doesn’t even have footage of the girls with them……
Girl, what? If that’s your proof…..it aint NOTHING, ZILCH. NADA!
When Micah calls her out for not having proof, she just keeps insisting she is not lying……but you lied about having proof…..lol.
Micah asks if that was all she had….and basically all she has is her word. Do yawl believe her?
Chance says he wants to go hear the other side of the story, because he does not seem to be sure now that he see’s Rollie had no dang gone proof but her word, lol. Chance goes to the room and says that Rollie did in fact show him pictures of two guys in front of the hotel, and the girls are like so? What does that prove?
Nothing, Zich, Nada, that’s what it proves……
Chance feels Rollie wouldn’t lie, but Micah things she is just starting mess in the house…..Chance still wants to get to the bottom of it, but for now the sisters are there to stay.
When Rollie gets wind of the decision she rushes to the room with security closely following her yelling that the sisters really did call some dudes to the hotel for them.
She gets to the room and tries to charge the sisters who she insists are lying on her.
So we will have to see what happens next week…….
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